GODFREYCOMEDIAN on Twitter

6/14 @ 5:46 PM

GodfreyComedian - You ever overhear a shitty first date conversation? It's happening now. I'm gonna put a booger on their table. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 2:54 PM

GodfreyComedian - Eric Holder and Steadman are the same dude @oprah. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 12:45 PM

GodfreyComedian - Comedians that steal should be beaten with the mic stand. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 12:44 PM

GodfreyComedian - Stop stealing. I have no respect for thieving ass comics. Hope you don't live in NY Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 10:26 AM

GodfreyComedian - Whenever I see a golfer get injured I say it had to be from those tight ass golf slacks. Testicular smashing. #Espn Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 10:22 AM

GodfreyComedian - I finally have a Vine account so find me people. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 10:14 AM

GodfreyComedian - Way to turn it up Miami. LeBron kept it real last night. #NBA Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 10:12 AM

GodfreyComedian - Time for the gym. "Operation action figure". First some liquid speed. Starbucks coffee. Iced. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 12:37 AM

GodfreyComedian - LeBron has Amnesia. When he plays bad he forgets it and smashes the next game! That's what I'm talkin' bout! #Espn Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 12:35 AM

GodfreyComedian - I guess now the Spurs will win the next game right? You tell me Vegas. #Espn Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 12:33 AM

GodfreyComedian - Well well. LeBron remembered that he is the best tonight. #Espn Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 12:31 AM

GodfreyComedian - There are so many Asians working because is my buddy @stevebyrnelive. Sullivan and Son son! Retweet | Reply | Link

6/14 @ 12:26 AM

GodfreyComedian - I'm watching Sullivan and Son. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 9:46 PM

GodfreyComedian - I mean what I said about racists. They never talk shit to people their own size.They never have an even fight. They gang up on the weak. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 9:39 PM

GodfreyComedian - Keep singing the Anthem Sebastien De La Cruz. We got your back. Racist people will naturally die of cancer from all that hate. #disgust Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 9:34 PM

GodfreyComedian - Sebastien De La Cruzc was called racial slurs by people who are about to watch a bunch of black dudes run up and down the court. #pathetic Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 9:30 PM

GodfreyComedian - Sebastein De La Cruz hit with bigotry for singing the National Anthem. He's 11. I wonder what color those racist people were. Hmmm. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 10:09 AM

GodfreyComedian - Chi-Town Represent! GO BLACKHAWKS!! #Espn Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 7:06 AM

GodfreyComedian - Shaq Attack is Back telling Dwight Howard to stop bein Wack. @ESPN_FirstTake Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 7:04 AM

GodfreyComedian - If the Heat continue to be warm they'll get knocked out cold by the Spurs in this series. #Espn Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 7:01 AM

GodfreyComedian - Looking to see Tiger Woods come out on top in the U.S open. #Espn Retweet | Reply | Link

6/13 @ 5:48 AM

GodfreyComedian - Find me on Vine. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 10:48 PM

GodfreyComedian - Bane likes gum https://t.co/rLloPXzpV0 Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 7:10 PM

GodfreyComedian - I'm at the gym. I see a trainer with a pot belly. He has a client! What is he gonna give them at the end of the session? A snack list? Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 12:21 PM

GodfreyComedian - #GrowingupIbelieved that were are a lot of good people in show business. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 12:20 PM

GodfreyComedian - #GrowingupIbelieved that my father could fight. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 12:14 PM

GodfreyComedian - Not a homophobe but there's some gay dude in the locker room walkin around trying to see people naked. That's like me in the women's room. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 11:10 AM

GodfreyComedian - Anytime I criticize my people or other minorities, someone tweets me some bullshit "save the world tweet". Take the criticism and shut it. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 9:06 AM

GodfreyComedian - I know it's wrong to call out minorities but it needs to continue. Bill Cosby does it every couple of years. Haha Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 8:59 AM

GodfreyComedian - Driving through central park. Hundreds of people jogging, biking etc. All white. Minorities are lazy. Not talkin about me. I'm at the gym. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 5:45 AM

GodfreyComedian - Tebow needs to hang with the Devil this season just to see if it improves his game. I'm mean he'll be forgiven. #Espn Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 5:41 AM

GodfreyComedian - Not gonna lie. No matter what the sport. Kinda enjoy team fights. Come on tennis. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 5:32 AM

GodfreyComedian - Not a Patriots fan. But. I hope Tebow gets his revenge on the Jets. Not gonna lie. #Espn Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 5:30 AM

GodfreyComedian - What I love about Tebow. What ever team he goes to he gives the same speech about how happy he is to play for that team. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 5:28 AM

GodfreyComedian - Hey LeBron, nice acting job last night. You're unstoppable. You're not good at acting like you can't play. Not buying it. # Boo Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 5:23 AM

GodfreyComedian - U.S vs.Panama in soccer. Panama looks African but they're thinking about baseball. #Espn Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 5:21 AM

GodfreyComedian - The catcher is the safest in a team brawl. Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 5:19 AM

GodfreyComedian - Dodgers /Diamondbacks team brawl was the shit. Baseball brawls are high paid gang fights. Dodgers (crips) D-backs (bloods). #Espn Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 5:12 AM

GodfreyComedian - Yo. Did Don King produce the NBA finals yesterday? Retweet | Reply | Link

6/12 @ 4:55 AM

GodfreyComedian - I just want to call PBS and say you better show the whole Sam Cooke documentary or I ain't sending you any money dammit. Retweet | Reply | Link

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